erraticartist:

cupsnake:

You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

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but then suddenly ZOOP

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fucking green herrons

What the fuck

Everything is temporary.
3 words that completely changed my life once I fully accepted them (via mandolinaes)

i have so many calluses on my hands my boyfriend wont let me give him hand jobs anymore

my-drippingwettpussay:

blvckvanilla:

👏👏

The wisdom/common sense of some of the youth truly gives me hope

my-drippingwettpussay:

blvckvanilla:

👏👏

The wisdom/common sense of some of the youth truly gives me hope
bunnyfood:

(via xtoxictears)
lintbag:

camping!

lintbag:

camping!

1nd2rd3st:

I thought he was holding his penis for like 0.3 seconds

1nd2rd3st:

I thought he was holding his penis for like 0.3 seconds

fun fact my best friend in the entire world moved 2000 kilometres away to melbourne and she saw your show and gave you a bracelet i made (it said bae. i called it a baecelet) and even though i was very far away and unable to see u i feel like we are united through stories about your performance (amazing, or so i hear) and crappy baecelets. also u took pictures of my friend lilys face. (she has an a+ face :--)

lordemusic:

well in a nice turn of events i am WEARING IT AS WE SPEAK thanks bae!!

fherthus:

quintessence-of-dust:

Kacy Catanzaro: the first woman in history to qualify for Mt. Midoriyama.

I just need everyone to watch this video [x]. She’s a 5 foot, 100 lb gymnast and she beasts through this insanely difficult, heavily upper body focused course like it was her morning jog. The camera keeps cutting to these massive, musclebound men in the audience with their mouths hanging open. 

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x21hgrx_kacy-catanzaro-american-ninja-warrior-dallas-finals_sport For those of us live in Canada and can’t watch the video.

I just want somebody who will never stop choosing me.
A.G. (via deliriosity)

thenamesjoe:

what a strange dog